THE NINE CHOIRS OF HEAVEN. An info-graphic for my editorial class and god am I thankful it’s done. Way too much went into this than what I had time for, but hey… I actually kind of like it?
Now excuse me, I must return to my fashion major lifestyle and go sew a coat u_u
EDIT: Re-uploaded with easier viewing!
(Note: Source Links in the Years)
- 2017: tumblr user thatsmoderatelyraven’s fluffy chicken makes a guest star appearance at the new president’s inauguration. “it’s been my life goal to meet you” says the president
- 2020: tumblr has tripled the amount of blogs registered. Every pun imaginable has been made, all photos of random things in rooms have been taken in HD format, all quotes have been said. There are no more recognizable url’s, even fahjtekysuleirdtyrzdsd and jiput4qwar8tgahwsf8g9bosdiv are taken. It is a dark time. The end is near.
- 2023: Arthur has just begun its 26th season
The new voice actor’s voice has become so squeaky that only Arthur fans’ dogs can hear him
- 2025: scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
- 2053: a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
- 2066: physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
- 2068: Sam Winchester is 85 years old. He begins to suffer severe heart problems caused by being old as fuck. Dean gets in his motorized wheelchair and goes to the nearest crossroads at a speed of 3mph and trades his soul for Sam’s life. It is at this point that even the crossroads demons are beginning to worry about the Winchesters’ unhealthy codependency problems.
- 2088: there is only one tree left. the tree is cut down and used to make a newspaper with the headline No More Trees
- 2137: You open your tumblr profile, again after many years. You click on the message box. 1 message. You click on it.
‘Yes, same here! :)’
And you don’t know what it was referring to beacause you don’t have a fucking sent messages box.
- 3009: a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
- 4000: 500 years after the last great war.
Humanity survives in small nomadic tribes.
One tribe has uncovered an ancient artifact from before the wars. They believe if they can solve its riddle, they may be able to unite humanity once more.
What’s amazing is how well some of these fit together…
im gonna cry
I downloaded this badass song aw yeah
Any day I see Korpiklaani on my dash is a good one. Any day I find out they covered Ievan fucking Polkka is even better.
… Oh this is that song that was used in that leek spin meme
JESUS TITTYSHITTING CHRIST
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY
My current weakness are lysandre memetic shit
Like seriously. I recommend everyone to follow this twitter esp if you like Lysandre heads pasted onto bizarre things
hail to lysandre
Did…did they just pelt her with chairs?
Did she catch those chairs?
No one’s going to comment on her swinging a table at that dude, though?
why are there so many daves
Assuming its the first letter…
Forbidden Chimp Revolution
Guys im the fucking Rise of the Planet of the Apes
forbidden walrus trainer
retarded bikini detective.
livin the fucking dream
Funky Underwear Smuggler
Am I funky or is the underwear rank?
Funky Soccer Domination.
alcoholic chimp kingdom
i couldn’t have said it better myself
BLOODY THONG WARFARE
I M LAUGHING SO HARD FUCK
maximum soccer kingdom
Psycho Bikini Maniac
Hardcore Booty World
Awwww yeee B)
CREEPY BOOTY NAZI
Maximum walrus attack
Forbidden unicorn trainer.
Hardcore Underwear Showdown! this i like!
Hardcore Underwear Smuggler :3
Forbidden Bikini Warfare.
That’s some anime shit right there
Bloody Zombie Maniac
hardcore penguin trainer
WHO WANTS TO PLAY SECRET BOOTY BATTLE?
And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
And that is what happens when a masterfully crafted scalpel collides with a masterfully crafted guillotine.
Does nobody understand that longswords and katanas are two different kinds of tool?Longswords are essentially sharpened fucksticks designed to destroy the shit out of anything resembling armor that comes their way. They shatter bone, jelly flesh, and essentially fuck people up by sheer inexorable force of being a goddamn sharp steel bar.
Katanas don’t do that.They’re not meant to withstand collision with armor or a brick wall or a charging fully outfitted warhorsebecause the circumstances of its development didn’t call for that. It’s a precision instrument. It’s designed to be lightweight, outmaneuver, and find weak spots, not go barreling into people hack-n-slashing your way to victory. It’s a specialized tool.
In a sense this reflects a core difference between cultures; katanas are a shitton of work and preparation to make the execution as efficient and streamlined as possible, while longswords are more durably and simply made in response to a climate that would require a soldier to be a one-man battering ram in battle.
i love it when this post appears on my dash
shiny hunting in friend safaris YA
some things that help speed up the process:
- use a honedge with no guard so you encounter faster
- don’t use a pokemon that loves you when you are searching because they’ll make a caring face at you and slow down your hunt. NO LOVE ON THE HUNT.
- don’t use a shiny in front either because they do their little tinging animation and it gets confusing
- tip everybody 1000. i dunno if this works but it couldn’t hurt
and yes this is why i have 20 shiny pokemon and finished redwall seasons 1 and 2 in a week
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.